Crows, do your job!

OK crows, it's time to do your job. This opossum has been lying in the gutter across the street from my house for two full days. Did I not feed you delicious bits of my croissant every weekend last summer? Did I not allow you to take the salmon skin from my grill and steal the toasted buns? Do I ever complain when you land on the roof with your loud feet and stuff my gutters full of god knows what? So can you do this for me? Thanks.

Your friend,

The Superannuated 1L

P.S. Even Cornell University says that you eat dead opossum. What kind of defective crows are you? Get to it!!