Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Who wants an obscenely phallic LexisNexis water bottle?

Evidently Lexis wants to be thought of as the manly search alternative...

No really, WHO WANTS IT?

Here's what I propose: I will GIVE this fine, phallic water bottle to the reader who comes up with the most amusing idea for a "Win the obscene LexisNexis water bottle" contest.

6 Comments:

At 6:27 PM, November 02, 2005, Blogger WordzGuy said...

[insert joke here about lawyers needing to find manhood somewhere] ...

-- Mike

 
At 6:50 PM, November 02, 2005, Blogger ohplease said...

This reminds me I need to write up my rant about male lawyers and bad hair/fashion/shoe choices...

 
At 5:33 PM, November 03, 2005, Blogger velvet_rut said...

"Requires 8 AA batteries. Batteries not included."

 
At 10:42 AM, November 05, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you expect from a database named after a Henry Miller book?

-Jeff

 
At 10:57 AM, November 05, 2005, Blogger ohplease said...

You know, it may actually be an effective branding tool. (Heh. Tool.) It does make you think about LexisNexis more than you normally would, like "What the hell were those people at LexisNexis thinking?" or "Do you think LexisNexis just did this as a joke?" or "Do you think the LexisNexis rep. is embarrassed to hand these out?"

 
At 10:34 AM, May 08, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The writing on the front of the bottle should say "its all in his briefs".

 

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